Friday, June 20, 2008

Rummy and Slutto Take on the World, Asshole Style

Things that are Annoying me today:

1. My husband's bad parenting, Part 87-eleven-twenty ninety.

2. My husband's mistress' friends. They are 26 years old and act like they are 14. And an annoying 14. Rummy's BFF, well let's call her Slutto, since she will sleep with ANYONE, unprotected, thinks it's funny to sleep with married men. She considers it some sort of conquest. I suspect she will spend the rest of her life searching for more substance, more meaning to her life. She will always feel empty, lonely, and unworthy of love. She will wonder why no one wants to see her after a few dates. And she will deserve this pain. I truly wonder if maybe she was molested? It explains the self destructive behavior. This ho feels the need to talk and think about me constantly. (I don't know how she holds down a job.)

I am entirely too old to get caught up in her games, in her internet taunts directed at me, in the knowledge that this gaggle of girls is obsessed with my every move. But human, yes, I am. So it's incredibly annoying. I find it so hypocritical and ...sad and...pathetic that people doing so much WRONG feel VINDICATED by being an ASSHOLE. I guess misery loves company and worthless pieces of shit help each other dig their holes to hell.

I wonder if they'd feel so smug if they knew my husband had cheated on Rummy with 7 girls? Somehow I doubt it. I wonder how many he's been with since I stopped checking...