The Briefest of Apologies

Does anyone read this blog? Didn't think so. I don't know if i should even bother.

But I logged on, crankily, and saw I posted last in June - many moons ago. Blech.

When I didn't have the "pressure" of a blog, I posted every day. Now I can't write 1 post a month. Double blech. Like I said, no one reads anyway.

I think my problem is I succumbed to the hilarious exhilaration that comes with a large readership - on my Myspace blog I was getting 250-500 hits a day. Now I have no hits, and I have decidely less to say now that I am officially divorced (yay!), being sued by my lawyer and too scared to blog about it (boooo! and you KNOW i have words to say on this...), exhausted beyond words (literally, hence no words on blog...), and busybusybusy (work, school, 3 hour commute, debt snowballing, occasional shower - very occasional.)

I would like to start writing regularly. I would like to continue to share with people the laughs I get from my ex's silly silly life, like - DUDE. He got fired, again. In the beginning of August. He then spent 6 weeks pretending to go to work, picking up his daughter twice a weeks for 4 hours each, reminding me of his "schedule", or saying he was late for work, etc...all a FABRICATION. Then little things added up - emails sent to me during "working hours". Small behavioural changes. I called him. "Ex Husband. Did you lose your job?" "...." "..." "..." "Ummmmmmm, yeah..." Sigh. "When?" "..." "..." "..." "Ummmmm, this week sometime." ("Sometime?") So I did some digging, traced some child support checks, and deducted that he started sending in personal checks to probation 5+ weeks earlier. I then did the math and realized that 3 weeks AFTER getting fired he bought a $6,000 motorcycle, depleting his entire net worth. DUDES - he already has a motorcycle in perfect condition. Yes, he bought a second one. In the weeks since then, he has gotten a new job and has worked 2 weeks so far. In that time he bought a brand new home gym. Yes, dudes, one of those infomercial, 3-am, if-you-are-pulling-out-a-credit-card-at-3-am-you-are-a-loser home gym. If this man wasn't my child's parent I would be GIDDY with hilarious mocking judgment. Instead I am ulcer-ific with it.

Wow - that was easier than I thought! Thanks, Ex, for giving me something to write about!

Ha - to make a short story long, sorry, if you do in fact read me, for lagging.

Most of all, I blame blogger - for some reason it made me use a non-gmail email to create a blog, and the effort it takes to log out of google and into blogspot with something else SUCKS. so i never do it.

but I will try, folks. I will try. So start reading, yall!