Rule #1 Don't start a blog and then have no time to write in it.

Rule #2 Figure the hell out what you are going to NAME your PEOPLE. A-Cus I am going to attempt NOT to get sued over this shit.

The only OBVIOUS choice was for The Husband's Main Mistress. She will be Rummy McPegLeg Von Drunkypants. Also known as Rummy. The Husband still needs a name. Cocksucker comes to mind. So does Asshole. Not DESCRIPTIVE enough.

Baby also needs a pseudo. Think, people - you can't expect me to be creative AND hit publish, now can you?